"Where's ya bin, Honey?"

"Hello Duckie...."

"... I can swim, you know!"

"Are ewe having a bad hair day?"

"Tell us the groomers name, we'll get 'em for ewe"

"Get on with other breeds? 'Course we do"

"Can you see me, Mother?"

"Leaf me alone"

" What chickens?"

"If we don't look, maybe they will go away"

" Mum, he won't help me !"

"That's it, got them under control"

"How high?"

" Must be time for my walk by now! Got the boots ready"